Crazy Joe
07-29-2008, 06:24 AM
Only in America .......do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the
back
> of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy
cigarettes
> at the front.
>
> Only in America ........do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and
a
> diet coke.
>
> Only in America .......do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens
to
> the counters.
>
> Only in America .......do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the
> driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.
>
> Only in America .......do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in
> packages of eight.
>
> Only in America .......do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille
> lettering.
>
> EVER WONDER ....
>
> Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin ?
>
> Why w omen can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?
>
> Why don't you ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'?
>
> Why is 'abbreviated' such a long word?
>
> Why is it that doctors call what they do 'practice'?
>
> Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made
with
> real lemons?
>
> Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
>
> Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
>
> Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
>
> Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?
>
> Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?
>
> You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't
they
> make the whole plane out of that stuff?!
>
> Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
>
> Why are they called apartm ents w hen t hey are all stuck together?
>
> If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?
>
back
> of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy
cigarettes
> at the front.
>
> Only in America ........do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and
a
> diet coke.
>
> Only in America .......do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens
to
> the counters.
>
> Only in America .......do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the
> driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.
>
> Only in America .......do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in
> packages of eight.
>
> Only in America .......do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille
> lettering.
>
> EVER WONDER ....
>
> Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin ?
>
> Why w omen can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?
>
> Why don't you ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'?
>
> Why is 'abbreviated' such a long word?
>
> Why is it that doctors call what they do 'practice'?
>
> Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made
with
> real lemons?
>
> Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
>
> Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
>
> Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
>
> Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?
>
> Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?
>
> You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't
they
> make the whole plane out of that stuff?!
>
> Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
>
> Why are they called apartm ents w hen t hey are all stuck together?
>
> If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?
>