dana_c
06-25-2006, 09:48 AM
Three guys are in a duck blind, Moses, Jesus, and an old guy with a beard. A duck flies by thirty yards out. Moses fires and the duck drops.They don't have a dog.
No problem. Moses raises his hands, parts the water and walks out to get the duck. He returns with dry feet. "Not bad," the other two say.
Another duck, heading right for the blind. Jesus fires, wounding the duck. it crashes head first into a tree next to the blind and falls dead. He doesnt even have to move, just leans over and picks it up. "Pretty good," the other two say.
Another duck angles in, the old guy pulls up his hammer Purdey and nails it. It falls into a marshy area, spooking up a big goose. The old guy fires the other barrel, the goose falls. Meanwhile a ten point buck has snuck up to the water's edge to get a drink. The goose lands on the buck's neck, breaking it's spine and killing it instantly.
Moses turns to Jesus and says, "It just isn't any fun hunting with your old man!"
No problem. Moses raises his hands, parts the water and walks out to get the duck. He returns with dry feet. "Not bad," the other two say.
Another duck, heading right for the blind. Jesus fires, wounding the duck. it crashes head first into a tree next to the blind and falls dead. He doesnt even have to move, just leans over and picks it up. "Pretty good," the other two say.
Another duck angles in, the old guy pulls up his hammer Purdey and nails it. It falls into a marshy area, spooking up a big goose. The old guy fires the other barrel, the goose falls. Meanwhile a ten point buck has snuck up to the water's edge to get a drink. The goose lands on the buck's neck, breaking it's spine and killing it instantly.
Moses turns to Jesus and says, "It just isn't any fun hunting with your old man!"