dana_c
06-03-2006, 02:09 PM
A guy walks into his bedroom with a sheep under his arm. His wife is reading in bed. He says, "Honey, this is the pig I've been screwing for the last ten years.
The wife says, "That's not a pig, it's a sheep."
He replies, "I wasn't talking to you."
The wife says, "That's not a pig, it's a sheep."
He replies, "I wasn't talking to you."