dana_c
05-15-2006, 10:41 PM
There was this old fellow with a reputation as a poacher. The local game warden tried for years to catch him but couldn't get the goods on him. One day the old guy invited the warden to go fishing in his old boat. The warden figured, what the heck.
They motor out to the middle of the lake, the warden is baiting up a hook. The old guy reaches under his seat, pulls out a stick of dynamite, lights the fuse and drops it over the side. BOOM! Fish start floating to the surface and the old guy starts scooping them up.
Astonished, the warden says, "I can't believe it, I've been trying to catch you poaching for years and you just do that right in front of me!"
The old guy pulls out another stick of dynamite, lights the fuse, hands it to the warden and says, "You gonna talk or you gonna fish?"
They motor out to the middle of the lake, the warden is baiting up a hook. The old guy reaches under his seat, pulls out a stick of dynamite, lights the fuse and drops it over the side. BOOM! Fish start floating to the surface and the old guy starts scooping them up.
Astonished, the warden says, "I can't believe it, I've been trying to catch you poaching for years and you just do that right in front of me!"
The old guy pulls out another stick of dynamite, lights the fuse, hands it to the warden and says, "You gonna talk or you gonna fish?"