Fishstory
05-10-2006, 09:57 PM
> A Mexican drinks his beer and suddenly throws his glass in the air, pulls
> out his pistol and shoots the glass to pieces. He says,"In Mexico our
> glasses are so cheap we don't need to drink from the same glass twice."
> An Iraqi, obviously impressed by this, drinks his beer, throws his glass
> into the air, pulls out his AK-47 and shoots the glass to pieces. He
> says,"In Iraq we have so much sand to make glasses that we don't need to
> drink out of the same glass twice either." The Kentucky boy, cool as a
> cucumber, picks up his beer and drinks it, throws his glass into the air,
> pulls out his gun and shoots the Mexican and the Iraqi, and catches his
> glass. He says, "In America we have so many illegal Mexicans and Arabs
> that, We don't have to drink with the same ones twice." God Bless
> America!!!
> out his pistol and shoots the glass to pieces. He says,"In Mexico our
> glasses are so cheap we don't need to drink from the same glass twice."
> An Iraqi, obviously impressed by this, drinks his beer, throws his glass
> into the air, pulls out his AK-47 and shoots the glass to pieces. He
> says,"In Iraq we have so much sand to make glasses that we don't need to
> drink out of the same glass twice either." The Kentucky boy, cool as a
> cucumber, picks up his beer and drinks it, throws his glass into the air,
> pulls out his gun and shoots the Mexican and the Iraqi, and catches his
> glass. He says, "In America we have so many illegal Mexicans and Arabs
> that, We don't have to drink with the same ones twice." God Bless
> America!!!