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buckmanjr
05-06-2006, 11:06 AM
Alright...you guys arnt gunna believe this but its all true here it goes...

We set up on an old loggin road/ trail at 430 AM this morning, we set up the decoys and all, about 15 yards out, and at about 5:00am i called in the weirdest bird i have ever seen...
Here comes this guy,heres wat he is wearing...boots and socks...ya NOTHING ELSE! here he comes walking down, the most nude you can get, looks at the decoys, at this point i go, dad, look at this, whispering, my dad looks over, he is standing there for about 1 minute, do i shoot it? lol, he starts walking and we just start laughing soooo hard, this guy was naked, 15 yards out...Where the heck did he come from, its allll woods where he came from. So later on we are talkin to this 2 guys who were hunting as well, and told them the story, guess what, they saw him to, This guy crossed the road, nothing on remember, and went right over to the land fill area.Question1 I guess he decided to go on a little stroll?Question1

WHAT IS GOING ON!!Question1

anyways, after that we moved over to where we thought the guy wouldnt be, i guess he was and we didnt see him. We didnt hear a gobble or anything like we usually do. Somethings wrong with the woods.
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fisher16
05-06-2006, 12:35 PM
I guess you never know what your gonna see at o dark thirty. Maybe he had lost touch with nature and wanted to go back to his roots as a caveman. Grinning1 Or maybe he's starting a new idea hunting turkeys in the nude.

buckmanjr
05-06-2006, 03:40 PM
i wish i had the video camera like we were suppossed to have, I would circulate that vid. around the internet so much lol

so...heres the plan, we get all the people on this website that has a paintball gun, and we go next sat morn, and wait for him to walk by, of course with video cameras, and when we walks by we all just light him up! lol Jk it would be the funniest thing tho.

tacoma
05-06-2006, 08:11 PM
hey buckmanjr...How long was his beard? LOL

Angler Tangler
05-06-2006, 10:44 PM
Odds are he was a demented old man. Families will report missing seniors and later hear bizarre stories like this when their loved ones are found. Sounds more sad than funny to me.

buckmanjr
05-06-2006, 11:51 PM
no, this guy was in his 30's.

If you cant find that funny, than u cant find anything funny
ya know, that response made the whole thing evan funnier (:

buckman
05-07-2006, 03:32 PM
Jeff's right. It was nobody's missing parent. It appeared to be a tree hugging, Kerry voting lib,Wink1 just getting back to nature. We have a great time hunting and fishing together and this is up there in most random and funniest things I have ever seen. Sometimes you have to laugh at what God gives you and assume that there are no underlying sad stories.Laughing1

noresman
05-07-2006, 06:28 PM
Sure makes it easier to find the Deer Ticks

Toad
05-08-2006, 06:47 AM
It was probably a balding sasquatch (Big Foot). They loose thier hair when they get older!

YOTE BUSTER
05-09-2006, 08:14 PM
Whats really funnie isGrinning1 That you guys set up on someones joggin trailBash1 Eyeball Roller Beerchug

Angler Tangler
05-12-2006, 04:33 PM
30 years old, huh? Okay, I can laugh at that. In college we used to call something like this "the walk of shame." You find yourself waking up next to some fugly chick and have no choice but to bolt...even if you're stark naked.