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Matt
04-25-2006, 05:14 PM
A lawyer is standing in a long line at the post office. Suddenly, he feels a pair of hands kneading his shoulders, back, and neck. The lawyer turns around. "What the hell do you think you're doing?"

"I'm a chiropractor says the man. I'm just keeping in practice while I'm waiting in line."

"Well, I'm a lawyer, but you don't see me screwing the guy in front of me."

dana_c
04-25-2006, 08:01 PM
along those lines-

Why don't sharks bite lawyers?
Professsional courtesy.

Matt
05-03-2006, 10:44 AM
It is pretty true though.