dana_c
04-12-2006, 10:18 PM
A guy is getting his teeth checked.
The dentist says, "You have a cavity, I'll have to drill. Let me numb you up first."
He pulls out a needle full of novocaine.
Patient says, "NO, NO! I'M AFRAID OF NEEDLES!"
The dentist says, "Okay, I'll use the gas."
He goes to put the gas mask on the patient, who yells, "NO, I have claustrophobia! I'll freak out!"
The dentist asks, "Can you take a pill?"
The patient says, "Sure, I can swallow a pill."
The dentist says, "Here, take this Viagra."
"Viagra? I didn't know that was good for pain."
"It isn't, but you'll have something to hang on to while I'm drilling!"
The dentist says, "You have a cavity, I'll have to drill. Let me numb you up first."
He pulls out a needle full of novocaine.
Patient says, "NO, NO! I'M AFRAID OF NEEDLES!"
The dentist says, "Okay, I'll use the gas."
He goes to put the gas mask on the patient, who yells, "NO, I have claustrophobia! I'll freak out!"
The dentist asks, "Can you take a pill?"
The patient says, "Sure, I can swallow a pill."
The dentist says, "Here, take this Viagra."
"Viagra? I didn't know that was good for pain."
"It isn't, but you'll have something to hang on to while I'm drilling!"