Fishstory
03-27-2006, 11:49 PM
Harry wanted to screw a girl in his office... but she belonged to someone else...
One day Harry got so frustrated that he went up to her and said I'll give
you a $1000 dollars if you let me screw you.... but the girl said "NO".
Harry said I'll be fast, I'll throw the money on the floor,you bend down,
I'll be finished by the time you pick it up.
She thought for a moment and said that she would have to consult her
boyfriend... so she called her boyfriend and told him the story.
Her boyfriend says ask him for $2000 dollars, pick up the money very fast,
he won't even be able to get his pants down.
So she agrees and accepts the proposal. 1 minute goes by, then ten, then 1/2 hour, then 1 hour and finally after two hours she comes out of the room, the boyfriend is furious and asks what happened.
She said, "The bastard used coins"
One day Harry got so frustrated that he went up to her and said I'll give
you a $1000 dollars if you let me screw you.... but the girl said "NO".
Harry said I'll be fast, I'll throw the money on the floor,you bend down,
I'll be finished by the time you pick it up.
She thought for a moment and said that she would have to consult her
boyfriend... so she called her boyfriend and told him the story.
Her boyfriend says ask him for $2000 dollars, pick up the money very fast,
he won't even be able to get his pants down.
So she agrees and accepts the proposal. 1 minute goes by, then ten, then 1/2 hour, then 1 hour and finally after two hours she comes out of the room, the boyfriend is furious and asks what happened.
She said, "The bastard used coins"