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GILL FINN
02-18-2007, 10:25 PM
This one comes around every time there is a major election, but since it's the middle of winter, and Cabin Fever is setting in, it was either pass this along or watch another episode Flip this House or Design on a Dime.


New US Government Seal
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Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi today announced that the Democrats will change the country emblem from an Eagle to a CONDOM because it more accurately reflects the new government's political stance. A condom allows for inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of pricks, and gives you a sense of security while you're actually being screwed. It just doesn't get more accurate than THAT.


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seabass
02-19-2007, 12:34 AM
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02-19-2007, 08:41 AM
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We now have Queen Pelosi on the federal level, and Cadillac King DeeeeVAAALuation here in Marxachusetts!Smashhead Smashhead Smashhead

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