dana_c
03-21-2006, 12:24 AM
1) Thou shalt not brag. At least not much.
2) Thou shalt not let thy rod tip get near the car door.
3) Thou shalt not bitch about the weather. Neither shalt thou forget thy raincoat.
4) Remember, a bad day of fishing beateth a good day of work.
5) Thou shalt not be greedy. Take only what thou needest.
6) Thou shalt not forget the bug repellent.
7) Thou shalt not steal thy neighbors flies. On the other hand, bumming a few during a hatch is perfectly acceptable.
8) Thou shalt not covet thy neighbors fish. Even if he is just a lucky SOB.
9) Thou shalt not commit adultery. It wasteth too much valuable fishing time.
10) Thou shalt not blame the fish. It is not their fault that they are smarter than thee.
2) Thou shalt not let thy rod tip get near the car door.
3) Thou shalt not bitch about the weather. Neither shalt thou forget thy raincoat.
4) Remember, a bad day of fishing beateth a good day of work.
5) Thou shalt not be greedy. Take only what thou needest.
6) Thou shalt not forget the bug repellent.
7) Thou shalt not steal thy neighbors flies. On the other hand, bumming a few during a hatch is perfectly acceptable.
8) Thou shalt not covet thy neighbors fish. Even if he is just a lucky SOB.
9) Thou shalt not commit adultery. It wasteth too much valuable fishing time.
10) Thou shalt not blame the fish. It is not their fault that they are smarter than thee.