Toad
03-20-2006, 07:54 AM
Paddy had been drinking at his local <?xml:namespace prefix = st1 ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:smarttags" /><st1:place w:st="on"><st1:City w:st="on">Dublin</st1:City></st1:place> pub all day and most of the night celebrating. Mick, the bartender says, "You'll not be drinkinganymoretonight, Paddy!"
Paddy replies "OK Mick, I'll be on my way then."
Paddy spins around on his stool and steps off and falls flat on hisface.Smashhead
"Shoite," he says and pulls himself up by the stool and dusts himselfoff. He takes a step towards the door and falls flat on his face again.Smashhead
"Shoite, Shoite!" He looks to the doorway and thinks to himself that ifhecan just get to the door and some fresh air he'll be fine. He bellycrawls to the door and shimmies up to the door frame. He sticks hishead outside and takes a deep breath of fresh air, feels much better andtakes a step out onto the sidewalk and falls flat on his face.Smashhead
"Bi'Jesus... I'm smashed," he says to himself.
He can see his house just a few doors down, and crawls to the door,hauls himself up the door frame, opens the door and shimmies inside.
He takes a look up the stairs and says
"No way." So he crawls up the stairs to his bedroom door and says "I canmake it to the bed."
He takes a step into the room and falls flat on his face.Smashhead
He says, "Dang it!" and ultimately climbs into bed.Embarassed
The next morning, his wife, Jess, comes into the room carrying a cup ofcoffee and says, "Get up Paddy. Did you have a bit to drink last night?"
Paddy says, "I did Jess. I was smashed. But how'd you know?"<?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" /><o:p></o:p>"Mick phoned, . . . You left your wheelchair at the pub."Grinning Grinning Grinning
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Paddy replies "OK Mick, I'll be on my way then."
Paddy spins around on his stool and steps off and falls flat on hisface.Smashhead
"Shoite," he says and pulls himself up by the stool and dusts himselfoff. He takes a step towards the door and falls flat on his face again.Smashhead
"Shoite, Shoite!" He looks to the doorway and thinks to himself that ifhecan just get to the door and some fresh air he'll be fine. He bellycrawls to the door and shimmies up to the door frame. He sticks hishead outside and takes a deep breath of fresh air, feels much better andtakes a step out onto the sidewalk and falls flat on his face.Smashhead
"Bi'Jesus... I'm smashed," he says to himself.
He can see his house just a few doors down, and crawls to the door,hauls himself up the door frame, opens the door and shimmies inside.
He takes a look up the stairs and says
"No way." So he crawls up the stairs to his bedroom door and says "I canmake it to the bed."
He takes a step into the room and falls flat on his face.Smashhead
He says, "Dang it!" and ultimately climbs into bed.Embarassed
The next morning, his wife, Jess, comes into the room carrying a cup ofcoffee and says, "Get up Paddy. Did you have a bit to drink last night?"
Paddy says, "I did Jess. I was smashed. But how'd you know?"<?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" /><o:p></o:p>"Mick phoned, . . . You left your wheelchair at the pub."Grinning Grinning Grinning
Smoke <o:p></o:p>