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Toad
01-08-2007, 10:19 AM
When you have partaken of too much alcohol.Beerchug

Things that are difficult to say when you're drunk...<?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" /><o:p></o:p>
<o:p> </o:p>a) Innovative<o:p></o:p>
<o:p> </o:p>b) Preliminary<o:p></o:p>
<o:p> </o:p>c) Proliferation<o:p></o:p>
<o:p> </o:p>d) Cinnamon<o:p></o:p>
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<o:p> </o:p>Things that are VERY difficult to say when you're drunk .<o:p></o:p>
<o:p> </o:p>a) Specificity<o:p></o:p>
<o:p> </o:p>b) British Constitution<o:p></o:p>
<o:p> </o:p>c) Passive-aggressive disorder<o:p></o:p>
<o:p> </o:p>d) Transubstantiate<o:p></o:p>
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<o:p> </o:p><o:p> </o:p>Things that are DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE to say when you're drunk...<o:p></o:p>
<o:p> </o:p>a) Thanks, but I don't want to sleep with you.<o:p></o:p>
<o:p> </o:p>b) Nope, no more drinks for me, I've reached my limit.<o:p></o:p>
<o:p> </o:p>c) Sorry, but you're not really my type.<o:p></o:p>
<o:p> </o:p>d) Please take the shooters back, let's have water.<o:p></o:p>
<o:p> </o:p>e) Good evening officer, isn't it lovely out tonight?<o:p></o:p>
<o:p> </o:p>f) I'm not interested in fighting you.<o:p></o:p>
<o:p> </o:p>g) Oh, I just couldn't - no one wants to hear me sing.<o:p></o:p>
<o:p> </o:p>h) Thank you, but I won't make any attempt to dance, I have zero coordination.<o:p></o:p>
<o:p> </o:p>I) Where is the nearest toilet? I refuse to vomit in the street.<o:p></o:p>
<o:p> </o:p>k) Look, it would be great to have you stay over but I hardly know you and we will only feel re ally e mbarrassed and awkward in the morning.<o:p></o:p>
<o:p> </o:p>l) That guy is looking at my girlfriend but I am sure its just because he knows her or something.<o:p></o:p>
<o:p> </o:p>m) I must get to my bed as I could never have a really good sleep in that hedge.

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Crazy Joe
01-08-2007, 07:24 PM
He He Funny stuf.Funny cause it's true! Laughing1Laughing1Laughing1Grinning1

theothereric
01-08-2007, 07:52 PM
im sure theres a few people on this site that have had these problems in he past, i know im one of them.

crazy83
01-08-2007, 08:14 PM
Drink Smoe More

seabass
01-08-2007, 11:29 PM
im not as think as you drunk i am!Beerchug

Sledneck
01-11-2007, 08:24 AM
No occifer, I haven't been drinking.....

GILL FINN
01-11-2007, 12:48 PM
Of course I'm driving under the influence, officer, you don't expect me to be able to walk home in this condition, do you?

kurt000111
01-12-2007, 09:34 AM
How about ...." we weren't drinking, we were ice fishing ...."