Toad
01-08-2007, 10:19 AM
When you have partaken of too much alcohol.Beerchug
Things that are difficult to say when you're drunk...<?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" /><o:p></o:p>
<o:p> </o:p>a) Innovative<o:p></o:p>
<o:p> </o:p>b) Preliminary<o:p></o:p>
<o:p> </o:p>c) Proliferation<o:p></o:p>
<o:p> </o:p>d) Cinnamon<o:p></o:p>
<o:p> </o:p>
<o:p> </o:p>Things that are VERY difficult to say when you're drunk .<o:p></o:p>
<o:p> </o:p>a) Specificity<o:p></o:p>
<o:p> </o:p>b) British Constitution<o:p></o:p>
<o:p> </o:p>c) Passive-aggressive disorder<o:p></o:p>
<o:p> </o:p>d) Transubstantiate<o:p></o:p>
<o:p> </o:p>
<o:p> </o:p><o:p> </o:p>Things that are DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE to say when you're drunk...<o:p></o:p>
<o:p> </o:p>a) Thanks, but I don't want to sleep with you.<o:p></o:p>
<o:p> </o:p>b) Nope, no more drinks for me, I've reached my limit.<o:p></o:p>
<o:p> </o:p>c) Sorry, but you're not really my type.<o:p></o:p>
<o:p> </o:p>d) Please take the shooters back, let's have water.<o:p></o:p>
<o:p> </o:p>e) Good evening officer, isn't it lovely out tonight?<o:p></o:p>
<o:p> </o:p>f) I'm not interested in fighting you.<o:p></o:p>
<o:p> </o:p>g) Oh, I just couldn't - no one wants to hear me sing.<o:p></o:p>
<o:p> </o:p>h) Thank you, but I won't make any attempt to dance, I have zero coordination.<o:p></o:p>
<o:p> </o:p>I) Where is the nearest toilet? I refuse to vomit in the street.<o:p></o:p>
<o:p> </o:p>k) Look, it would be great to have you stay over but I hardly know you and we will only feel re ally e mbarrassed and awkward in the morning.<o:p></o:p>
<o:p> </o:p>l) That guy is looking at my girlfriend but I am sure its just because he knows her or something.<o:p></o:p>
<o:p> </o:p>m) I must get to my bed as I could never have a really good sleep in that hedge.
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Smoke1 <o:p></o:p>
Things that are difficult to say when you're drunk...<?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" /><o:p></o:p>
<o:p> </o:p>a) Innovative<o:p></o:p>
<o:p> </o:p>b) Preliminary<o:p></o:p>
<o:p> </o:p>c) Proliferation<o:p></o:p>
<o:p> </o:p>d) Cinnamon<o:p></o:p>
<o:p> </o:p>
<o:p> </o:p>Things that are VERY difficult to say when you're drunk .<o:p></o:p>
<o:p> </o:p>a) Specificity<o:p></o:p>
<o:p> </o:p>b) British Constitution<o:p></o:p>
<o:p> </o:p>c) Passive-aggressive disorder<o:p></o:p>
<o:p> </o:p>d) Transubstantiate<o:p></o:p>
<o:p> </o:p>
<o:p> </o:p><o:p> </o:p>Things that are DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE to say when you're drunk...<o:p></o:p>
<o:p> </o:p>a) Thanks, but I don't want to sleep with you.<o:p></o:p>
<o:p> </o:p>b) Nope, no more drinks for me, I've reached my limit.<o:p></o:p>
<o:p> </o:p>c) Sorry, but you're not really my type.<o:p></o:p>
<o:p> </o:p>d) Please take the shooters back, let's have water.<o:p></o:p>
<o:p> </o:p>e) Good evening officer, isn't it lovely out tonight?<o:p></o:p>
<o:p> </o:p>f) I'm not interested in fighting you.<o:p></o:p>
<o:p> </o:p>g) Oh, I just couldn't - no one wants to hear me sing.<o:p></o:p>
<o:p> </o:p>h) Thank you, but I won't make any attempt to dance, I have zero coordination.<o:p></o:p>
<o:p> </o:p>I) Where is the nearest toilet? I refuse to vomit in the street.<o:p></o:p>
<o:p> </o:p>k) Look, it would be great to have you stay over but I hardly know you and we will only feel re ally e mbarrassed and awkward in the morning.<o:p></o:p>
<o:p> </o:p>l) That guy is looking at my girlfriend but I am sure its just because he knows her or something.<o:p></o:p>
<o:p> </o:p>m) I must get to my bed as I could never have a really good sleep in that hedge.
Yuck1 Yuck1 Yuck1 Yuck1 Yuck1 Yuck1 Yuck1 Yuck1
Smoke1 <o:p></o:p>