Toad
03-14-2006, 09:46 PM
A young cowboy from <?xml:namespace prefix = st1 /><st1:City w:st="on">Prescott</st1:City>, <st1:State w:st="on">AZ.</st1:State> walks into the White Cafe in <st1:place w:st="on"><st1:City w:st="on">Winslow</st1:City>, <st1:State w:st="on">AZ.</st1:State></st1:place>
He sits at the counter and notices an old cowboy with his arms folded staring blankly at a full bowll of chili.
After fifteen minutes of just sitting there staring at it, the young cowboy bravely asks the old cowpoke, "If you ain't gonna eat that, mind if I do?
The older cowboy slowly turns his head toward the young wrangler, and in his best cowboy manner says, "Nah, go ahead."
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Eagerly, the young cowboy reaches over and slides the bowl over to His place and starts spooning it in with delight.
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He gets nearly down To the bottom and notices a dead mouse in the chili.
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The sight was shocking and he immediately barfs up the chili into the bowl.
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The old cowboy quietly says, "Yep, that's as far as I got, too<o:p></o:p>
He sits at the counter and notices an old cowboy with his arms folded staring blankly at a full bowll of chili.
After fifteen minutes of just sitting there staring at it, the young cowboy bravely asks the old cowpoke, "If you ain't gonna eat that, mind if I do?
The older cowboy slowly turns his head toward the young wrangler, and in his best cowboy manner says, "Nah, go ahead."
<?xml:namespace prefix = o /><o:p></o:p>
Eagerly, the young cowboy reaches over and slides the bowl over to His place and starts spooning it in with delight.
<o:p></o:p>
He gets nearly down To the bottom and notices a dead mouse in the chili.
<o:p></o:p>
The sight was shocking and he immediately barfs up the chili into the bowl.
<o:p></o:p>
The old cowboy quietly says, "Yep, that's as far as I got, too<o:p></o:p>