Jackie-T
10-29-2006, 07:51 PM
Why trick or treating is better than sex
10 you are sure to get a little something in the sack
9 If you get tired you can wait 10 minutes and go at it again
8 the uglier you look,the easier it is to get some
7 you don't have to compliment the person who gives you some
6 Its ok when the person you are with fantasizes you are someone else because
you are.
5 twenty years from now you will still enjoy candy
4 if you don;t like what you get you can always go next door.
3 it dosent matter if the kids hear you moaning and groaning
2 less guilt the morning after
and the number 1 reason You can do the whole neighborhood in one night!
10 you are sure to get a little something in the sack
9 If you get tired you can wait 10 minutes and go at it again
8 the uglier you look,the easier it is to get some
7 you don't have to compliment the person who gives you some
6 Its ok when the person you are with fantasizes you are someone else because
you are.
5 twenty years from now you will still enjoy candy
4 if you don;t like what you get you can always go next door.
3 it dosent matter if the kids hear you moaning and groaning
2 less guilt the morning after
and the number 1 reason You can do the whole neighborhood in one night!