Texting Help For Seniors

[Toad]

Got this list from AARP this week. Thought I would pass it on to some of my youth challenged brothers. Should help us all as we step up and keep up with the new technology. I printed mine out so I would not forget. Smoke1

Feel free to add to the list. More the merrier!

ATD: At The Doctor's
BFF: Best Friend Farted
BTW: Bring The Wheelchair
BYOT: Bring Your Own Teeth
CBM: Covered By Medicare
CUATSC: See You At The Senior Center
DWI: Driving While Incontinent
FWB: Friend With Beta Blockers
FWIW: Forgot Where I Was
FYI: Found Your Insulin
GGPBL: Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low!
GHA: Got Heartburn Again
HGBM: Had Good Bowel Movement
IMHO: Is My Hearing-Aid On?
LMDO: Laughing My Dentures Out
LOL: Living On Lipitor
LWO: Lawrence Welk's On
OMMR: On My Massage Recliner
OMSG: Oh My! Sorry, Gas.
ROFL... CGU: Rolling On The Floor Laughing... And Can't Get Up
SGGP: Sorry, Gotta Go Poop
TTYL: Talk To You Louder
WAITT: Who Am I Talking To?
WTFA: Wet The Furniture Again
WTP: Where's The Prunes?
WWNO: Walker Wheels Need Oil
GGLKI:Gotta Go, Laxative Kicking In

[IMPACT]

You know we are going to use these aginst you in the end. LMDO Laughing1

[Toad]

You know we are going to use these aginst you in the end. LMDO Laughing1

UYI.....

[IMPACT]

UYI.....

HMMM that one dosen't seem to be on the list Notsure

and I am to stupid to figure it out!

[Toad]

HMMM that one dosen't seem to be on the list Notsure

and I am to stupid to figure it out!

UYI = Up yers Impact Laughing1

Gotcha! Tongue1

[IMPACT]

UYI = Up yers Impact Laughing1

Gotcha! Tongue1

ROFL Thumbsup

[theothereric]

Shidtmv

[Toad]

Shidtmv

I'll bite? Eyeball Roller

[theothereric]

Sorry Honey I ddn't Take My Viagra

[Crestliner]

You know we are going to use these aginst you in the end. LMDO Laughing1

You can.....TTTTB!

(Take That To The Bank!)

[Skookums16]

ygrag

[Toad]

ygrag

No "t's" so I think I'm safe? Question1