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I’M BACK!!
Many months ago while fishing a secret spot I was abducted by extraterrestrials. Smashhead They beamed me aboard the mother ship right out of my kayak Mad1 , restrained me and ferried me to their planet Nopoliticonus, on the far side of Yeranus. Our astronomers are unaware that Nopliticonus even exists.
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I was aqua-logged,Cry1 my temples’ electrified, Cry1 hung by my toe nails Cry1 and made to eat carpYuck1 until I was totally cleansed of any political stances. It was horrible! Mad1 I’m a new man now though….at least on this forum anyway. Grinning1
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Nopoliticonus is similar to earth except for the appearance of its inhabitants. Yikes
My handlers, actually my brain washers, all looked like Crazy Joe. Sad1 WTF!
The regular males all looked like Nancy Pelosi. What1
The females looked like Capt Shay. Eyeball Roller (Not a high reproductive rate on the planet)
The children are identical to theotheric (the little ones are cute Smile1 but with an attitudeThumbsup ).
The dogs were spitting images of YoteBuster……not a pretty populace at all….especially the ugly dogs! Laughing1
Standby….Thanks1
Gary P
07-10-2010, 10:56 AM
did you get an Anal probe??
did you get an Anal probe??
They said they were saving that for you because they figured you would enjoy the high and they could stick you anywhere. Thumbsup
Wackywilly
07-10-2010, 11:04 AM
welcome back Toad it just hasn't been the same with out you
Al-53
07-10-2010, 11:11 AM
Welcome back Toad....good to see you back......
Al
lonewolf1990
07-10-2010, 11:51 AM
welcome back
JeffA
07-10-2010, 11:55 AM
hey there oldtimer!Wink1 Grinning1
weedbed
07-10-2010, 12:39 PM
Welcome back! Beerchug
theothereric
07-10-2010, 02:32 PM
welcome back ya old fart...
Bigbear
07-10-2010, 02:40 PM
welcome back ya old fart...
Agree1
Crazy Joe
07-10-2010, 02:54 PM
F The BS..When we gonna fish? My boat anytime.I can't seem to find work ,so let's fish!
Hey how come the site smells like Depends! Grinning1
Nice to have you back. ThumbsupThumbsupThumbsupThumbsupThumbsup
brookiemaster
07-10-2010, 04:39 PM
****
tacoma
07-10-2010, 06:58 PM
The Toad is back...SWEET!
RickC
07-10-2010, 08:30 PM
Welcome back Gary Beerchug
Welcome back! Bring back some of the other guys too!
Gary P
07-10-2010, 08:54 PM
I am so full of s(*&, you could give me a probe anywhere! anyways as one Gary to another...Welcome back!
smoothdrag2
07-10-2010, 11:26 PM
Welcome back! Bring back some of the other guys too!
Agree1
hopefully your groupies follow you back alsoThumbsup
fishinbuddy
07-11-2010, 12:28 AM
Welcome back!!!
SmallieHunter
07-11-2010, 07:34 AM
What's happening Toad you took a LEAP of Faith... RIBBIT
noresman
07-11-2010, 07:34 AM
Welcome back. Hopefully the treatments were successful.
H.Marksman
07-11-2010, 08:24 AM
It is good to see you back. Missed your posts.
DaveGH
07-11-2010, 10:29 AM
Welcome back Toad, now go fishing!
Welcome back Toad, now go fishing!
Wish I could go fishingSad1 ...back is still kind of screwed up. Climbing in the boat and spending a day rolling back and forth on even a little chop is still out of the question....forget trying to crank it on to the trailer.Smashhead
And besides...yer not the boss of me! Grinning1
JEEPSW1
07-11-2010, 06:14 PM
Good to have you back.
Welcome Toad. Just in time for comments on the World Cup.
Machine09
07-11-2010, 07:57 PM
Nice...
outdoorev
07-12-2010, 06:57 PM
welcome back old man its been far to quiet with out you here.
knotreelly
07-13-2010, 02:25 PM
didn't know you were gone, thought you were justl trying to get out from under the bus that you got tossed under.
puddle jumper
07-13-2010, 04:26 PM
welcome back toadster
Spoonfed
07-13-2010, 04:40 PM
Good to see you back Toad. Thumbsup
Glen
sylvan17
07-14-2010, 10:54 AM
welcome backBeerchug
YOTE BUSTER
07-16-2010, 06:45 PM
Your back Big freckin deal Eyeball Roller See how many people on here lie and say welcome backGrinning1 Grinning1
Fishstory
07-20-2010, 10:46 PM
You won't make it to August!!!
You won't make it till August!!!
Grinning1
keeper of twocoins
07-21-2010, 04:53 PM
You don't look familiar to me, who are you? Question1
qbass
07-22-2010, 09:07 PM
o-toad
BLACK3
08-08-2010, 09:09 PM
Dude Glad To See You Are Back. We Missed You . By The Way I Haven't Seen You For Tire Rotations Lately.
fisherman58
08-09-2010, 06:21 AM
Dude Glad To See You Are Back. We Missed You . By The Way I Haven't Seen You For Tire Rotations Lately.
he's probly rotating elsewhere
Dude Glad To See You Are Back. We Missed You . By The Way I Haven't Seen You For Tire Rotations Lately.
Going to have to get 4 new feet for the wife's car. I'm pushing it because I will be getting her 4 wheel drive for up in NH. I just don't want to trade her's in on another vechicle until we are in NH to avoid the sales tax and all the other Massachusetts bull ****.
I will probably stop by and have you take a look and let me know how much more I should push the current tires. Still has about 3/16 inch worth of tread.
Hope all is good Warren.
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