5 surgeons

[Jackie-T]

FIVE SURGEONS

Five Surgeons are discussing the types of people they
like to operate on. The first surgeon says: "I like to
see accountants on my operating table, because when
you open them up, everything inside is numbered."
The second responds: "Yeah, but you should try
electricians! Everything inside them is color coded."

The third surgeon says: "No, I really think librarians
are the best; everything inside them is in
alphabetical order."

The fourth surgeon chimes in: "You know, I like
construction workers...those guys always understand
when you have a few parts left over"

But the fifth surgeon shut them all up when he
observed: "You're all wrong. Politicians are the
easiest to operate on. There's no guts, no heart, no
balls, no brains and no spine, and the head and the
ass are interchangeable."