Jackie-T
10-09-2006, 05:09 PM
The Cremated Husband
> Martha recently lost her husband. She had him
> cremated and brought his ashes home. Picking up the
> urn that he was in, she poured him out on the patio
> table.
> Then, while tracing her fingers in the ashes, she
> started talking to him....
> "Herman, you know that dishwasher you promised me? I
> bought it with the insurance money!"
> She paused for a minute tracing her fingers in the
> ashes then said, "Herman, remember that car you
> promised me? Well, I also bought it with the
> insurance money!"
> Again, she paused for a few minutes and while
> tracing her fingers in the ashes she said, "Herman,
> that diamond ring you promised me? Bought it too,
> with the insurance money!"
> Finally, still tracing her fingers in the ashes, She
> said, "Herman, remember that blow job I promised
> you?"
> "Here it comes" ...Laughing1 Laughing1 Laughing1 Thumbsup
>
> Martha recently lost her husband. She had him
> cremated and brought his ashes home. Picking up the
> urn that he was in, she poured him out on the patio
> table.
> Then, while tracing her fingers in the ashes, she
> started talking to him....
> "Herman, you know that dishwasher you promised me? I
> bought it with the insurance money!"
> She paused for a minute tracing her fingers in the
> ashes then said, "Herman, remember that car you
> promised me? Well, I also bought it with the
> insurance money!"
> Again, she paused for a few minutes and while
> tracing her fingers in the ashes she said, "Herman,
> that diamond ring you promised me? Bought it too,
> with the insurance money!"
> Finally, still tracing her fingers in the ashes, She
> said, "Herman, remember that blow job I promised
> you?"
> "Here it comes" ...Laughing1 Laughing1 Laughing1 Thumbsup
>