theothereric
10-04-2006, 07:24 AM
A woman goes to a sporting goods store to buy a rod and reel for her sons birthday. She grabs one and approaches a clerk, whoes wearing dark shades.
"Can you tell me about this rod and reel?" she asks.
"Ma'am im completely blind," he replies. "but if you drop it on the counter, ill tell you everything you need to know about it from the sound it makes."
she drops the rod on the counter.
"thats a six-foot graphite rod with a 404 reel and 10 pound test line," the clerk declares. "its on sale this week for $20.00."
"ill take it!" the woman exclaims. she opens her purse, and her credit card falls to the floor. the woman bends down to pick it up and accidentally lets one rip. shes embarrassed but decides not to draw attention to it when the blind man dosent react.
"the guy rings her up and says, "that'll be $34.50, please."
"didnt you just tell me it was on sale for 20 bucks?" asks the baffled woman.
" the rod and reel is $20," the clerk replies, "but the duck call is $11, and the catfish bait costs $3.50."
"Can you tell me about this rod and reel?" she asks.
"Ma'am im completely blind," he replies. "but if you drop it on the counter, ill tell you everything you need to know about it from the sound it makes."
she drops the rod on the counter.
"thats a six-foot graphite rod with a 404 reel and 10 pound test line," the clerk declares. "its on sale this week for $20.00."
"ill take it!" the woman exclaims. she opens her purse, and her credit card falls to the floor. the woman bends down to pick it up and accidentally lets one rip. shes embarrassed but decides not to draw attention to it when the blind man dosent react.
"the guy rings her up and says, "that'll be $34.50, please."
"didnt you just tell me it was on sale for 20 bucks?" asks the baffled woman.
" the rod and reel is $20," the clerk replies, "but the duck call is $11, and the catfish bait costs $3.50."