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Jihad Joe
12-13-2009, 05:27 PM
Lost a lot money from his ad endorsements. Smashhead
Just heard he has a new contract with PLAYBOY! Thumbsup
Got get um Tiger...I also heard HUSTLER Mag is interested too..Laughing1 Laughing1 Laughing1 Laughing1 Laughing1 Laughing1 Laughing1 Laughing1
All that money and ya just couldn't keep Mr. Weenie in yer pants! Yer a real nice man though! Yuck1 Laughing1 Laughing1 Laughing1 Laughing1 Laughing1 Laughing1 Laughing1
Pretty Stupid though.Thanks1
Joey
Chill1
supercluster
12-13-2009, 05:45 PM
who caresThumbsup
Agree1
brookiemaster
12-13-2009, 05:48 PM
Yuck1 Have you seen his wife! why would he cheat on that
supercluster
12-13-2009, 05:53 PM
because he was able to get with approx. 1000 other smokin hot babes while he was at it
thortum
12-13-2009, 06:08 PM
My good angel and my bad angel would be having a terrible fight!!!!
I would hope that my good side would win.......has so far.Smile1
But then again I don't have women throwing themselves a me. Cry1 Notsure
Crazy Joe
12-13-2009, 06:23 PM
Simple
You're married,
love the woman you made the commitment to.
You want the strange,
Tell your wife
Get a divorce
Give her half your $$
Pay child support
And go bang them all!
Simple
Grinning1
By the looks of it he thought he was still single even after he got married! Looks like he was having a real good time.Now his wife will get half of everything,and he`ll still be worth millions!
Andyfender
12-13-2009, 07:28 PM
Soon he will go on Oprah or Barbara Walters and cry like a baby, telling the world he is a sex addict. All the Liberals will embrace him. I still hope he never beats The Golden Bear (Jack N) records of majors won!
Andy
theothereric
12-13-2009, 07:42 PM
is not that smart about it that's the real problem. thses wemon have text messages and voice mails. its very strange to hear him talk like that. we are used to hearing him talk about golf not Beave... he ruined the most amazing sports career of all time. way to go TigerThumbsup I bet Mickelson has a pretty big smile on his face. he will be number 1 in no time.
Ron72
12-13-2009, 10:20 PM
Maybe his wife is to tired from shopping all day, and has some kind of excuse when its time to take care of buss. With all the hotties chasing his money maybe the bang is worth the buck. He has enough of of it
.Smile1
But then again I don't have women throwing themselves a me. Cry1 Notsure
Grinning1 Grinning1 You don't ????? Grinning1 Grinning1
Beerchug
Crestliner
12-14-2009, 07:08 AM
Wow....winter antsys kicking in already! Laughing1
thortum
12-14-2009, 07:37 AM
Grinning1 Grinning1 You don't ????? Grinning1 Grinning1
Beerchug
Cry1 Cry1 Cry1 Cry1 NO.Cry1 Cry1 Cry1 Sad1 Sad1 Sad1
Gary P
12-15-2009, 08:06 AM
I watched one of the bimbos crying about how HER kid was suffering, hearing "your Mommy is a slu#". Funny how kids will shout out the TRUTH!. he made his bed, now I hope he suffers the most consequences possible!
Jihad Joe
12-15-2009, 09:36 AM
I heard he just got another endorsement for a new product....should help him with his finances.
It's called the "auto push-button fly zipper"....no more pulling that puppy up and down...just press a button in yer pocket and that baby goes up and down at will......on auto it automatically senses a good looking bimbo and goes down all by itself!
Joey
Chill1
weedbed
12-15-2009, 12:00 PM
He should of kept his putter in his pants.Grinning1
keeper of twocoins
12-15-2009, 02:12 PM
Cry1 Cry1 Cry1 Cry1 NO.Cry1 Cry1 Cry1 Sad1 Sad1 Sad1
LOL! :::pats thortum on shoulder, you'll be okay:::
http://i48.tinypic.com/23js3zs.jpg
ceejr
12-15-2009, 07:08 PM
Maybe the ole lady wouldn't do certain things who knows who cares certainly not me
"If you can't be with the one you love, love the one your with" Maybe he's a CS&N fan.
thortum
12-15-2009, 08:54 PM
I heard he just got another endorsement for a new product....should help him with his finances.
It's called the "auto push-button fly zipper"....no more pulling that puppy up and down...just press a button in yer pocket and that baby goes up and down at will......on auto it automatically senses a good looking bimbo and goes down all by itself!
Joey
Chill1
Laughing1 Laughing1 Laughing1 How much $$$$$. I haven't bought myself a Christmas present yet. Wink1
thortum
12-15-2009, 08:56 PM
LOL! :::pats thortum on shoulder, you'll be okay:::
My "better half" says she's all I ever need. Notsure Notsure Notsure Eyeball Roller Eyeball Roller
weedbed
12-17-2009, 11:18 AM
Tiger athlete of the year came in first in broad jumping. Grinning1
Jihad Joe
12-17-2009, 11:43 AM
Tiger athlete of the year came in first in broad jumping. Grinning1
Now that is funny! Thumbsup
Fishstory
12-19-2009, 11:39 PM
Twas the night of Thanksgiving and out of the house
Tiger Woods came a flyin', chased by his spouse.
She wielded a nine iron and wasn't too merry,
Cause a bimbo’s phone number was in his Blackberry.
He’d been cheatin' on Elin, and the story progressed.
Woman after woman stepped up and confessed.
He’d been cheatin’ with Holly, and Jaimee, and Cori,
With Joselyn, and Kalika. The world had the story.
From the top of the Tour to the basement of blues,
Tiger’s sad sordid tale was all over the news.
With hostesses, waitresses, he had lots of sex,
When not in their pants, he was sendin' them texts.
Despite all his cryin’ and beggin' and pleadin',
Tiger’s wife went investin' -- a new home in Sweden .
And I heard her exclaim from her white Escalade,
"If you’re gettin' laid then I’m gettin' paid."
She’s not pouting, in fact, she is of jolly good cheer,
Her prenup made Christmas come early this year.
twocoins
12-21-2009, 08:58 AM
Originally Posted by weedbed
Tiger athlete of the year came in first in broad jumping. Grinning1
Just wait for the Grandmothers to start posting of their encounters with the slimey Tiger.
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swampyankee
12-21-2009, 11:05 AM
Just goes to show you, no matter how hot she is somebody is sick of putting up with her sh*t.
fisher16
12-21-2009, 12:53 PM
This Golfer "ACTED STUPIDLY". :) :) He's a total Douce Bag and gets whats coming to him. Hey if he can't afford his Yacht anymore I'll take it have you guys seen that machine. Would make a nice summer time fishing/cruising vessel.
thortum
12-21-2009, 03:23 PM
Twas the night of Thanksgiving and out of the house
Tiger Woods came a flyin', chased by his spouse.
She wielded a nine iron and wasn't too merry,
Cause a bimbo’s phone number was in his Blackberry.
He’d been cheatin' on Elin, and the story progressed.
Woman after woman stepped up and confessed.
He’d been cheatin’ with Holly, and Jaimee, and Cori,
With Joselyn, and Kalika. The world had the story.
From the top of the Tour to the basement of blues,
Tiger’s sad sordid tale was all over the news.
With hostesses, waitresses, he had lots of sex,
When not in their pants, he was sendin' them texts.
Despite all his cryin’ and beggin' and pleadin',
Tiger’s wife went investin' -- a new home in Sweden .
And I heard her exclaim from her white Escalade,
"If you’re gettin' laid then I’m gettin' paid."
She’s not pouting, in fact, she is of jolly good cheer,
Her prenup made Christmas come early this year.
Loved it. That's worth repeating.Grinning1 Thumbsup
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