Your favorite insult?

[dana_c]

So, what's your favorite insult? NO FOUL LANGUAGE!!! Anybody can call some one an SOB, but better to say, "Your mother barks." Same meaning, but you can run away while they're thinking about it!

Some classics-

"You're so ugly when you were a kid your parents tied a porkchop around your neck so the dogs would play with you."

You're so ugly you could make a freight train take a dirt road."

"You're dumber than a pet rock."

Oner of my favorites - "I have mixed feelings about you - I'd love to pee on your grave but I hate standing in line."

[buckmanjr]

You're so ugly, when you walk into the bank they turn off the cameras.

[buckmanjr]

On another not, heard this joke the other day...
Q:What's the fastest way to end an Iraqi bingo game?

A:Call B52

[tacoma]

You are as stupid as a spice girl playing jepordy!

[Jackie-T]

Oh !your as smart as a box of rocks
or obnoxious twit
or your a real winner
my favorite, keep thinking youll get the hang of it
nothing real nasty but it lets me vent and I don't swear

[Toad]

We could use you as a blue print to build the perfect idiot!

[dana_c]

Toad, that reminds me of one - "Your village called, they want their idiot back."

[Fishstory]

It's impossible to believe that the sperm that created you beat out 1,000,000 others.

[Bigbear]

"When you were a kid you were so ugly your parents sat you in a corner and fed you with a sling shot".

[Gary P]

your momma is so hairy, when she vacations in Oregon, Bigfoot takes pictures of her!!!!!!!!!

[arlow]

When someone is running their mouth and just won't shut up. Turn around and look at whoever is around and loudly ask.....

"Allright..... Who went and put a quarter in the idiot???????"

[Maineman17]

^ nice, iw ill have toi use that

[dana_c]

favorite comeback-

"If you think you're a wit, you're half right."

[tuna]

What's wrong with you? Your giggling like (person actually being insulted) at a rest stop...

Looks like someone had a second bowl of idiot flakes today...

Did your parents have any children that lived...