Crazy Joe
08-26-2009, 07:51 PM
CORPORATE SHAKE-UP
>
>
> If you've ever worked for a
boss who reacts before getting the facts and
> thinking things through,
you will love this!
>
>
> Arcelor-Mittal Steel, feeling it was
time for a shakeup, hired a new CEO.
> The new boss was determined to rid
the company of all slackers.
>
>
> On a tour of the
facilities, the CEO noticed a guy leaning against a wall.
> The room was
full of workers and he wanted to let them know that he meant
> business.
He asked the guy, "How much money do you make a
week?"
>
>
> A little surprised, the young man looked at him
and said, "I make $400 a
> week. Why?"
>
>
> The
CEO said, "Wait right here." He walked back to his office, came
back
> in
> two minutes, and handed the guy $1,600 in cash and said,
"Here's four
> weeks'
> pay. Now GET OUT and don't come
back."
>
> Feeling pretty good about himself, the CEO looked around
the room and
> asked,
> "Does anyone want to tell me what that
goof-ball did here?"
>
>
> From across the room a voice said,
"Pizza delivery guy from
Domino's."
>
YikesYikesGrinning1
>
>
> If you've ever worked for a
boss who reacts before getting the facts and
> thinking things through,
you will love this!
>
>
> Arcelor-Mittal Steel, feeling it was
time for a shakeup, hired a new CEO.
> The new boss was determined to rid
the company of all slackers.
>
>
> On a tour of the
facilities, the CEO noticed a guy leaning against a wall.
> The room was
full of workers and he wanted to let them know that he meant
> business.
He asked the guy, "How much money do you make a
week?"
>
>
> A little surprised, the young man looked at him
and said, "I make $400 a
> week. Why?"
>
>
> The
CEO said, "Wait right here." He walked back to his office, came
back
> in
> two minutes, and handed the guy $1,600 in cash and said,
"Here's four
> weeks'
> pay. Now GET OUT and don't come
back."
>
> Feeling pretty good about himself, the CEO looked around
the room and
> asked,
> "Does anyone want to tell me what that
goof-ball did here?"
>
>
> From across the room a voice said,
"Pizza delivery guy from
Domino's."
>
YikesYikesGrinning1