Jihad Joe
08-13-2009, 11:23 AM
"ZEBRAZILLA...THE MUSSEL THAT ATE MASSACHUSETTS"
Witness in High Definition on the big screen the hideous takeover of Massachusetts waters!!!!!
See folks out east dying of thirst as Zebrazilla blocks the pipes supplying eastern metropolitan area!!!!
See the Army, Navy and Air Force blasting away at Windsor Dam trying to clear a channel through tons upon tons of the mollusks shells to the outflow gates.!!!!!
See the human suffering as motorists are stranded and dying as Zebrazilla blocks all traffic at spots on the turnpike where a pond is on both sides of the road!!!
Laugh till you pee as hundreds upon hundreds of state agencies run around like key stone cops trying to figure out a way to screw the fisherperson citizenry.!!!!
See innocent fisherman captured, shot or tortured by lake association thugs for trying to launch their boats from state boat ramps.!!!
See the National Guard in action as they patrol the borders of Laurel Lake trying to keep ZebraZillas in check to little avail.
See folks selling off their homes, pimping out their children, in order to get enough money to have their boats cleaned, pay launch fees and buy the Nuclear, Biological, and Chemical Warfare suits that are required attire for fishing the Q!!!!!!
It's action packed and not for the faint of heart!!! Rated "R" for Ridiculous.
Joey
Chill1
Witness in High Definition on the big screen the hideous takeover of Massachusetts waters!!!!!
See folks out east dying of thirst as Zebrazilla blocks the pipes supplying eastern metropolitan area!!!!
See the Army, Navy and Air Force blasting away at Windsor Dam trying to clear a channel through tons upon tons of the mollusks shells to the outflow gates.!!!!!
See the human suffering as motorists are stranded and dying as Zebrazilla blocks all traffic at spots on the turnpike where a pond is on both sides of the road!!!
Laugh till you pee as hundreds upon hundreds of state agencies run around like key stone cops trying to figure out a way to screw the fisherperson citizenry.!!!!
See innocent fisherman captured, shot or tortured by lake association thugs for trying to launch their boats from state boat ramps.!!!
See the National Guard in action as they patrol the borders of Laurel Lake trying to keep ZebraZillas in check to little avail.
See folks selling off their homes, pimping out their children, in order to get enough money to have their boats cleaned, pay launch fees and buy the Nuclear, Biological, and Chemical Warfare suits that are required attire for fishing the Q!!!!!!
It's action packed and not for the faint of heart!!! Rated "R" for Ridiculous.
Joey
Chill1