Little Tony Part 2 and 3

[Fishstory]

>>LITTLE TONY ON ENGLISH
>>
>>Little TONY goes to school, and the teacher says, "Today we are
>>going
>>to learn multi-syllable words, class. Does anybody have an example
>>of a
>>multi-syllable word?"
>>
>>TONY says "Mas-tur-bate."
>>
>>Miss Rogers smiles and says, "Wow, little TONY, that's a
>>mouthful."
>>
>>Little TONY says, "No, Miss Rogers, you're thinking of a bl%#job."



LITTLE TONY ON GRAMMAR
>>
>>Little TONY was sitting in class one day.
>>All of a sudden, he needed to go to the bathroom. He yelled out,
>>"Miss
>>Jones, I need to take a piss!!"
>>
>>The teacher replied, 'Now, TONY, that is NOT the proper word to
>>use in
>>this situation..
>>The correct word you want to use is 'urinate.'
>>Please use the word 'ur-i-nate' in a sentence correctly, and I
>>will
>>allow you to go."
>>
>>Little TONY, thinks for a bit, and then says, "You're an eight, but
>>if you had bigger boobs, you'd be a TEN!"




LITTLE TONY ON GRAMMAR (Part 2)
>>
>>One day, during lessons on proper grammar, the teacher asked for a
>>show
>>of hands from those who could use the word "beautiful" in the same
>>sentence twice.
>>
>>First, she called! on little Suzie, who responded with, "My father
>>bought my mother a beautiful dress and she looked beautiful in
>>it."
>>
>>"Very good, Suzie," replied the teacher. She then called on little
>>Michael.
>>
>>"My mommy planned a beautiful banquet and it turned out
>>beautifully."
>>
>>She said, "Excellent, Michael!" Then the teacher reluctantly
>>called on
>>little TONY.
>>
>>"Last night at the dinner table, my sister told my father that she
>>was
>>pregnant, and he said 'Beautiful, just f#$@ing beautiful!'"

[arlow]

What happended to little Johnnie? Did little Tony steal his gig?????

[Fishstory]

He's still around, little Tony is just a little dirtier!!!

What Johnny Thinks


Fred and Mary got married but can't afford a honeymoon, so they go back
to Fred's Mom and Dad's for their first night together. In the morning,
Johnny,

Fred's little brother, gets up and has his breakfast. As he is going out
of the door to go to school, he asks his mom if Fred and Mary are up
yet.

She replies, "No".

Johnny asks, "Do you know what I think?"

His mom replies, "I don't want to hear what you think! Just go to
school."

Johnny comes home for lunch and asks his mom, "Are Fred and Mary up
yet?"

She replies, "No."

Johnny says, "Do you know what I think?"

His mom replies, "Never mind what you think! Eat your lunch and go back
to school."

After school, Johnny comes home and asks again, "Are Fred and Mary up
yet?"

His mom says, "No."

He asks, "Do you know what I think?"

His mom replies, "Ok, now tell me what you think?"

He says: "Last night Fred came to my room for the Vaseline and I think I
gave him my airplane glue."