Fishstory
09-09-2006, 09:46 PM
LITTLE TONY ON MATH
>>
>>A teacher asks her class, "If there are 5 birds sitting on a fence
>>and
>>you shoot one of them, how many will be left?" She calls on little
>>TONY.
>>
>>He replies, "None, they will all fly away with the first gunshot."
>>
>>The teacher replies, "The correct answer is 4, but I like your
>>thinking."
>>
>>Then little TONY says, "I have a question for YOU.
>>
>>There are 3 women sitting on a bench having ice cream:
>>
>>One is delicately licking the sides of the triple scoop of ice
>>cream.
>>The second is gobbling down the top and sucking the cone.
>>
>>The third is biting off the top of the ice cream.
>>
>>Which one is married?"
>>
>>The teacher, blushing a great deal, replied, "Well, I suppose the
>>one
>>that's gobbled down the top and sucked the cone."
>>
>>To which Little TONY replied, "The correct answer is 'the one with
>>the
>>wedding ring on," but I like your thinking."
>>
>>A teacher asks her class, "If there are 5 birds sitting on a fence
>>and
>>you shoot one of them, how many will be left?" She calls on little
>>TONY.
>>
>>He replies, "None, they will all fly away with the first gunshot."
>>
>>The teacher replies, "The correct answer is 4, but I like your
>>thinking."
>>
>>Then little TONY says, "I have a question for YOU.
>>
>>There are 3 women sitting on a bench having ice cream:
>>
>>One is delicately licking the sides of the triple scoop of ice
>>cream.
>>The second is gobbling down the top and sucking the cone.
>>
>>The third is biting off the top of the ice cream.
>>
>>Which one is married?"
>>
>>The teacher, blushing a great deal, replied, "Well, I suppose the
>>one
>>that's gobbled down the top and sucked the cone."
>>
>>To which Little TONY replied, "The correct answer is 'the one with
>>the
>>wedding ring on," but I like your thinking."