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noresman
08-31-2006, 04:22 PM
A man forgets his anniversary and his wife is furious. After reaming him out she says there better be something in the driveway tomorrow that goes 0 to 200 in 4 seconds. After he leaves for work the next day she looks out and sees a small package in the driveway. All excited she runs out and opens it to find a bathroom scale!
knotreelly
08-31-2006, 06:47 PM
cute, i wouldn't wake up next morning
grizbear13
08-31-2006, 07:33 PM
John do you think you would last that long??MachineGunMachineGunMachineGunMachineGun
JayW
08-31-2006, 08:55 PM
nice, id think that would be the end of that relationship
knotreelly
08-31-2006, 09:05 PM
not at all
tacoma
08-31-2006, 09:08 PM
end of a relationship...how about the scale would be so far up my A-hole that I would be spitting out numbers!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
fisher16
09-01-2006, 11:23 PM
MachineGun Yikes
wife me
Crazy Joe
09-06-2006, 07:42 PM
Sweet! My wife is skinny but,even SHE laughted!!1
knotreelly
09-06-2006, 08:11 PM
for your sake, i hope she doesn't stop laughing, you'll see her dark side. BEAWARE. john