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Crazy Joe
11-13-2008, 08:22 AM
DICTIONARY FOR DECODING WOMEN'S PERSONAL ADS:

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40-ish................................49.


Adventurous.......................Slept with everyone.


Athletic...............................No breasts.


Average looking....................Moooo.


Beautiful..............................Pathologica l liar.


Emotionally Secure..............On medication.


Feminist..............................Fat.


Free spirit............................Junkie.


Friendship first......................Former slut.


New-Age..............................Body hair in the wrong places.


Old-fashioned.......................No BJs.


Open-minded.......................Desperate.


Outgoing..............................Loud and Embarrassing.


Professional.........................Bitch.


Voluptuous..........................Very Fat.


Large frame.........................Hugely Fat.


Bubbly personality............... Very annoying.


Wants Soul mate.................Stalker.<!-- google_ad_section_end --> <!-- / message --> <!-- sig --> __________________
rippinlips
11-13-2008, 09:25 AM
Haha are all of those tried and true? LOL
Fishstory
11-13-2008, 10:59 AM
Been single for 1 year.................Broke up yesterday.
YOTE BUSTER
11-13-2008, 01:14 PM
Laughing1 Laughing1 Laughing1 Thumbsup
JeffA
11-13-2008, 02:17 PM
Grinning1 Thumbsup
noresman
11-13-2008, 04:50 PM
True so true.
Joe
11-13-2008, 06:53 PM
Hmmm... I just had a break up, I'll have to remember this list now! lol.
Machine09
11-13-2008, 10:17 PM
remember the 3:1 ratio....

" ive only been with 2 guys"

2 X 3 = 6....
Joe
11-13-2008, 10:31 PM
If a girl says she's been with 2 guys she either met you at church, she's lying, or she is under 18. I just don't ask how many they been with Laughing1